Sometimes sellers look at you when you ask them if they have any idea why their home didn’t sell? They answer “NO, not really!” The other agent just wasn’t aggressive enough! They didn’t do enough open homes or advertise everyday! So why do listings expire! Let’s see: No upgrades and over priced, dirty homes and filthy floors, sticking doors, funky colors or none at all, barking dogs and hissing pets, cats that sharpen claws on rug, rotted wood, mildewed walls, curb appeal missing, broken walk, dated lighting with tarnished brass, un-cut grass, purple shutters, lime green walls, dated wall paper, leaky spigots, three foot weeds, no lawn at all, leaves not blown, sagging floors, threadbare carpets, burnt out lights, musty smells, leaky pipes, no hot water, garage door won’t work, fogged up windows and broken glass, sump pump is broken, dirty toilets, handprints on walls, bales of newspapers and old magazines, border paper in every room, avocado fixtures, dirty oven, AC not working, missing shingles on the roof, rotting trees ready to fall, shaky deck not bolted or flashed, dripping faucets, fireplace with a damp creosote smell, light switches not working, powers off, ants in kitchen, webs on wall, fleas in basement, soiled laundry airing out, dishes in sink, piled high, leaks in ceiling, missing grout, missing shingles on the roof, and rusting gutters dripping goop! No showing in morning and there’s no lockbox, it’s appointment only, but no morning shows …Oh, and before I forget do not cross the police line!
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Advertising across the board, having the home show ready and putting it out there at the right price is the best way to assure a property never expires.
I eat expireds for breakfast!!! :-D
I've found a little cleaning may do wonders! I have gone in myself to clean, paint, stage etc. Sometimes they don't want to do a thing...no sense making them feel like a pig (even though thinking it) ....I just offer. I've had them turn their thinking around (after being firm about selling "as is" ...dirt and all) and chip in when I go there!
In this market you can have a perfect 10 and if the price is off by just a little bit, it may as well be overpriced by a million dollars.
I agree Jim. I have several listings that are in the bottom 5% of price, wihtin a market area. Even though the price is right, if the property isnt up to par, forget about closing that deal. It is a two way street, however....marketing a home is just as important as price and presentation.
I still believe that regardless of location, condition, odors, garbage, broken windows, neighbors, pets, busy street etc....
EACH AND EVERY HOUSE, has a buyer at the right price--- it just comes down to adding value for the positives and subtracting value for the negatives...
Thats what the foreclosure market proves to us every day---- every (or should i say 99.999%) will sell eventually--- when priced right...
Jim,
I agree with your comment above,if I could find a qualified buyer by walking outside naked to get their attention ..I would...the sellers should know it is the opposite now ...they should be shaking ..not the buyers...I have a listing like that now....she refuses to reduce...and the house has no upgrades...she actually wants me to raise the price...in here neighborhood there has been only 4 closed sales from Jan-end of March and only 3 pending...and she still thinks the market will come back(YEAH RIGHT)
Fire her! In real estate the new term will be "N-E-X-T-!" Lithe the Kenny Rogers song "The Gambler!"
"....You got to know when to walk away, and know when to run..."
I work expireds heavily and they account for about 50% of my business. Usually I'm the 2nd or 3rd agent having a go at the property and 95% of the time the issue is price. I agree the 3rd time seems to the point sellers see the light. Expireds are a terrific source of business, but they are also a breed of their own.
You know, it occured to me that sending the above list in the form of a humerous letter to expireds just might open a door or two. Plus, if they see anything on the list that applies to them, they might say yikes!
It might make them realize maybe, just maybe, they have a part in the home not selling.....it makes me wonder.....hmmmmm.
Thanks I agree, however, please create your own list of similar terms since I am also a columnist...this material is copyright.
Hi Jim,
I see that I am a little late reading your post but I felt compelled to comment. I love your comments. It made me laugh because it is sooooo true.
I hope to read more from you and make it a great week.
Susan Emrich (RE/MAX of Lebanon County) You're not late...this story is timless in real estate.